Description Insult Sword Fighting
Insult sword fighting has a long tradition in the Three Island Kingdom. If you want to become a real pirate, you can't just retort to a well-formulated insult. 'Your mother' jokes are frowned upon in the Caribbean and will lead to the sword being drawn! Remember: For every insult, there is a proper comeback, you just have to know it. It's best to start with this guide issued by the sword master Carla.
Lesson 1:
You fight like a dairy farmer.
Correct comeback: How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
This unfortunately doesn't help against three-headed monkeys, but it certainly does against Caribbean pirates. Insult Sword Fighting for Dummies offers:
- Preparation for the fight
- Guide to becoming a glorious legend
- and most importantly: the right comebacks
Lesson 2:
I've spoken with apes more polite than you.
Correct comeback: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
Very nice! With this, you prove that nothing stands in the way of a successful pirate career. But once you wear this shirt, no one will dare to challenge you to an insult sword fight anyway.
