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Here you will find all the outerwear that a nerd's heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts of radio and television franchises.
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It is complex
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" Why can't we be together ?"... because "It is complex."Has this ever happen to you? You wanted to be together with someo...

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C64
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Don't you sometimes get the urge to get your old C64 out of the attic and play some old games? With this shirt you can express your enthusiasm for ...

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islieb - Heute zünde ich die ganze Scheiße an
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Android fixed it
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Android only likes whole apples :) This is the extended version of our popular I fixed it shirt.

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the cake is a lie
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Not everyone who promises you cake are good guys...Explanation: The slogan is part of a computer game that promises you cake at the end of the game...

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Plutos Rache
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None Shall Pass
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An epic scene printed on this“None Shall Pass” T-shirt. We all know it. The nine companions dare to take the dangerous path through the dwarf mine ...

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Dogs Playing Poker
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You can teach these old dogs new tricks – well, at least some of them.Each of the players at this table comes from a cartoon series. Among them are...

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Stormtrooper in the Bathroom
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As an Imperial Stormtrooper, there aren't many things you can enjoy: the armour is clunky and basically useless, you have to serve more-or-less ins...

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Hacken Open Air Hoodie
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This year's line-up of the Hacken Open Air is probably the best one ever: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will set the Black Hat Stage ...

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It Works On My Machine
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Anyone who's ever developed a program knows that just because it works on one person's computer, doesn't means it works on another! Given the almos...

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Mathematics is 100 percent Magic
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Do you see real beauty where others just see numbers? Are perfect formulas and graphs your type of art? No matter where and when, do you think that...

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Kleinphi macht auch Mist
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This shirt makes sense in German only :) Please change to German to learn more about this product.

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Get a Life
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Don't you get annoyed by the stupid comments from your friends when you tell them that you've been playing World of Warcraft all week? Then you can...

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Ente Wurzel
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This Shirt only makes sense in German. ;)

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Darwin Fish
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Luckily, we live in a place where everyone can believe in whatever they want - a privilege that not everyone has.Some people are not tempted by inv...

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Answer Loading
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Let me consider this briefly...............well, NO !Do you always need a bit of time to come up with an appropriate answer when someone else is as...

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Ein Sysadmin schläft nicht
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Ein Sysadmin schläft nicht

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Auto Correct
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How far do you trust technology? At least when it comes to the automatic correction function of smartphones (aka “autocorrect”), most people will c...

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Groot Christmas Tree
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Year after year, millions of trees across the world are chopped down, only to be displayed in living rooms, shopping malls and Christmas markets fo...

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The Walking Dead
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The crew of security are the cannon fodder of the Enterprise, as we all know. And they tend to face their ends in less than exciting ways most of t...

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Algorithm
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When programmers have worked too long on a project, or when you ask them how the code they worked on actually functions, their favorite answer will...

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Octopi
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Here we have an octopus with eight (Latin: octo) arms. No ordinary arms of course, but Pi arms! That makes this being an Octopi. :)(By the way, wha...

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Wayne-Train
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"Toot Toot, here comes the WAYNEtrain taking your story to the WHATEVERest because nobody cares...

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Your skill in Reading
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Why aren't there cool messages in real life like in every role-playing game when you've improved your skills?

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there is no place like 127.0.0.1
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Home is still the best place to be. Who likes to sit at other people's computers where nothing is set up the way it should be ;)

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islieb - Mach was du willst
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Without Engineers
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According to several strategists from history, no plan will survive contact with the enemy. To a certain degree, this principle also applies to the...

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Help me, Stack Overflow
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At times, we reach the point where our brain just refuses to function properly and even the simplest tasks are impossible to complete. Most program...

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git Jokes
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"Too many cooks spoil the broth!" - a principle that not only applies in the kitchen but also the world of IT. When it comes to identifying former ...

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ATP
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Every creature and every machine needs energy to run. As a nerd, that's too hazy a phrase, of course. People might think you're talking a...

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The code is documentation enough
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Comments in the code are grossly overrated. Everything is already there! If you have a plan of the matter, you don't need any extra explanations ;)

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Two is the oddest prime
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The prime number 2 is really very strange ("odd" in English), as it is the only prime number that is not odd :)

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Klingon Your mother
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The Klingon curse "Your mother has a flat forehead!" (speak: Hab SoSlI' Quch!) in Klingon language and font on a shirt.This is the worst curse for ...

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Fork Bomb
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All users of a unix-like operating systems (Linux, Mac, BSD, etc) should know what a fork bomb is. A fork bomb is a program which creates so many c...

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CSS sucks v2
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Of course, table-based layouts are evil and should be avoided. But when you test the CSS layout you've painstakingly created for Firefox with Inter...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.