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Here you will find all the outerwear that a nerd's heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts of radio and television franchises.
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21 is only half the truth
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The answer to life, the universe and everything is, as we all know, 42. It should be clear that 21 can only be the half of the truth. But we'v...

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Unix Shell
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Turns out that most nerds do actually care about nature and know a lot about the evil “outside world”. So much so that even parts of the Unix archi...

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Stundenlanges Debuggen
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Basically, programming has a lot in common with Lego: on the one hand, it's worth starting at a young age (keyword: practice makes perfect), and on...

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Ich bin Admin
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Many people see administrators as a kind of Matrix god. They sit in front of computers, typing away like mad in completely unspectacular looking te...

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Technically the glass is always full
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Are you an optimist or a pessimist? Simply look at the glass and tell us if it's half full or half empty ...Everyone knows this pseudo-scientific p...

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EXPLAIN vs UNDERSTAND
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In trying to explain something, you've probably talked yourself into a stupor many a time. No matter how much you simplify it, your counterpart jus...

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Engineer
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The English word engineer is on Wikipedia's list of the most commonly misspelled words.Problems with that word also exist in other languages. ...

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Pluto was a planet
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Back in the old days, pluto was still a planet. Remember? What great times they were! But a few years ago, Pluto lost his status as a "real&qu...

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Your Planet Sucks
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If you've always wondered what an alien would think of Earth if it accidentally landed here - the Your planet sucks! T-shirt provides the answer. W...

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Born to be a father
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"Luke, I am your father!" Is there a more iconic and better-known quote? To be honest, Anakin, aka Darth Vader, was not exactly a textbook example ...

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You broke something
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Imagine arriving at the office, sitting down at your desk in order to do all the important bug fixes , whilst sipping your coffee... when all of t...

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Resistance is futile V3
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Maybe the Borg should re-think their dress code and instead, put on the Resistance is futile T. Shirt which would be better than wired overalls tha...

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Purple Tentacle
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Do you remember the computer game 'Day of the Tentacle?' –It was the fantastic follow-up to 'Maniac Mansion!'. Well, if you...

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Merry Extinction-Level Event
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Poor dinos! They've dressed up so nicely for Christmas, decorated the tree and are waiting for Santasaurus - and what they get is a killer comet. B...

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Choose your weapon
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Are you a role player with heart and soul? Do you have a passion for table tops and pen & paper adventures?We'd guess then, that your dice...

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Wanted Dead and Alive
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The Society for Physics needs your help! You are certainly familiar with Schrödinger's famous thought experiment: essentially, it is about extendin...

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I beat the Sword Master
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You can get this shirt in two ways: In our shop, or after many hours playing one of the coolest games ever, Monkey Island.The disadvantage of the s...

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Black Shirt
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Roleplaying Games, RPGs for short, can take many shapes or forms, from computer or console games to pen & paper games. The most important thing is ...

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AT-GC
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All the non-geek heavy metal fans includes AC/DC within their beloved rock bands. We, of course, know where the name came from and what it all mean...

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73 Sheldon Shirt
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Sheldon: "The best number is 73. Why? 73 is the 21st prime number. Its mirror, 37, is the 12th and its mirror, 21, is the product of multiplyi...

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Paranormal Distribution
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Well, good old normal distribution... What could be more beautiful than the balanced rise and fall of the Gaussian bell curve? Even those who don&#...

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Matheprobleme?
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Tutoring in math for desperate people is no problem - after all, you are always helpful and a nice person. So just pass on your number, where you c...

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Obey Cthulhu
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From time to time, one stumbles across the conspiracy theory that big corporations want to control people with the help of shady ingredients in pro...

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Linux Tux
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Penguins are cool, pretty goofy and probably the only birds in the world who forgot to be birds. No other animal looks funnier waddling in the snow...

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May the Force live long and prosper
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Penny: They get all cranky when you mix the two up.Amy: What's the difference? Penny: There's absolutely no difference. We can't really agree with ...

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Think like a proton
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The protons are doing it right: They always stay positive. We should take them as role models :)

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Schei? Encoding
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We all know it: e-mails with incorrect encoding, in which the German special characters are once again displayed incorrectly. We can only be glad t...

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NULL Pointer
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Programmers who use pointers should be careful because they aren't far away from hell ;) At least that's what the 2nd of the 10 commandme...

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My neighbour R2
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The mystical tranquillity of "My Neighbor Totoro" meets the futuristic adventure of "Star Wars" The shirt captures an iconic scene from the Studio ...

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Corner Pie Chart
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“You CAn’t USE a Pie chARt To DrAw A 3D RoOM” – said everyone who has not seen this t-shirt yet!Just one look at the Corner Pie Chart T-Shirt! shou...

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Freud's Your Mom
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If you delve deeper into the works of the infamous psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud, you'll start to descend into slightly smutty realms. Suddenly, ciga...

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Chill Out Tortoise
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As the loveable Minions have demonstrated, the bad guys' henchmen do have a life beyond the main story of a movie or game. Which leads us to t...

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Melting Magic Cube
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That's what a Magic Cube looks like in the heat of desperate solution attempts ;)

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What Would Gordon Do?
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You've come to a crossroads in life, a quandary... And you might ask, "What would Jesus do?" The answer might be all about saving the world or cool...

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Rekursion
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To understand recursion, you first have to understand recursion.

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Age Test
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The solution to the question posed on the Age Test Shirt will be a piece of cake for everyone who grew up in the good old 1980s.We remember music c...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.