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Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
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Self-Talk
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Sometimes you're the one closest to yourself. The ‘Self-talk’ T-shirt bears the humorous slogan: ‘Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need the ...

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Ente Wurzel
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This Shirt only makes sense in German. ;)

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Jurassic Run
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It is no wonder that the T-Rex in the 1993 film "Jurassic Park" is in a bad mood… After all, he was offline for quite a while. At some point you ju...

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NULL Pointer
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Programmers who use pointers should be careful because they aren't far away from hell ;) At least that's what the 2nd of the 10 commandme...

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Not a pretty thought, but the bitter reality with most people :-(

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Drugs would be cheaper
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Anyone who's ever played a trading-card game like Magic knows that these games are not only a lot of fun, but also cost a lot of money. To be ...

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Programmer
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What's the trick behind all the software and where does it come from? That's what we asked ourselves and then we went on a investigation....

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Two is the oddest prime
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2 is the oddest prime number, because it's the only prime that is not odd.

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RTFM
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An answer to every single newbee question... Now you do not even have to make the effort to open your mouth!For those who do not know (and are afra...

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NO.
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Sometimes it's not a blessing to be computer literate - especially if others are whining for help all the time!With this shirt, you can show that y...

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Ich habe Potential
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Many of us have heard at school - or later in life - what potential we have if we just tried harder. But it should be clear that potential depends ...

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Your skill in Reading
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Why don't you get the cool messages that you get in role-playing games when one of your real-life skills has improved?

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Roleplay Character Tank
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"Two chracters meet in a tavern, one was a Tank, and the other didn't do damage either." Okay, this joke is not great (okay, actual...

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I do not believe in the no win scenario
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Kirk: The test itself is a cheat, isn't it? I mean you program it to be unwindable.Spock: Your argument precludes the possibility of a no-win scena...

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Be rational Get real
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Not all numbers are perfect.

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Space Invaders
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'Space Invaders' is the 'Doom' of the 80's, everybody knows it! Let the old times come alive with this shirt.

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Sei Epsilon kleiner null
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Rumour has it that some mathematicians got mad when they read this sentence.

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shakespeare
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To be or not to be, that is the question.2b, or not 2b, that is the question./(bb|[^b]{2})/ We knew it: coders are poets. If only Shakespeare had b...

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The wheel of life
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The "Wheel of Life" on the T-shirt impressively captures the wonder of molecular biology. It is a graphic representation of the genetic code, the u...

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Witcher Surprise
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In the world of The Witcher, there are various rules and unwritten laws that are anchored in the very foundations of humanity. One of these laws is...

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RPG Dice
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Behind every good player are several good dice. While we have fun, loot and celebrate ourselves afterwards for successful adventures, our faithful ...

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I paused my game
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While Christmas is probably the holiday of love and family for most people, for gamers it is mainly the holiday of gaming. Finally, a few days off ...

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Something went wrong
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Homo sapiens are not the top of the chain anymore - it's homo-geekeins now!

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SYN/ACK
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The back says ACK.SYN/ACK are the "commands" that the TCP/IP protocol uses to establish every connection.

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Not procrastinating
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Why focus on the main quest when there are so many interesting side quest? Be it a coffee break, a deep dive into Wikipedia or "quickly looking int...

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Archers
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Merida, Robin Hood, Green Arrow ... a contest of true master archers from films, games, and comics! Something like that would probably take ages, b...

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Call of Cthulhu
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Cosmic creatures of horror have to keep up with the times, just like everyone else. Which is how come the title of legendary horror writer H.P. Lov...

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Capsaicin
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If 'evolution' was human, it would just sigh and bang its head against the wall repeatedly when someone mentions spicy food. After all, the pain ca...

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Old & New
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The older you get, the more you resist change. On principle. Some developments, on the other hand, are just too good to resist. Yes, the cassette w...

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Schrödinger's Flerken
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Schrödinger’s Cat – the most famous quantum physics experiment of all time – is not something we should have to or want to explain in detail here. ...

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Come to the Nerd Side
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Many are those that want to tempt you, entice you, and win you over to their side. But there's only one side that offers you what you really n...

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2+2=5
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For physicists, only the order of magnitude counts.

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We do this
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Are you also a cocky optimist? Then this shirt is just the thing for you! With the witty saying "We do this not because it is easy but because we t...

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Resistance is NOT futile
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Looks like the Borg are in need of a physics lesson or two! Obviously, they've failed to assimilate a culture having at least some basic knowl...

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Wayne-Train
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"Toot Toot, here comes the WAYNEtrain taking your story to the WHATEVERest because nobody cares...

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CSS sucks v2
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Sure, table based layouts should be avoided at all costs, but, if you ever make a layout for Firefox which took several hours of hard work and trie...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.