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Our shirts for computer scientists. Not everyone will understand them, but you can be sure that they will provide something to talk about ;)
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The end is near
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On January 19, 2038, exactly on 03:14:07 (GMT) the 32-bit Unix time variable will be completely filled!Unix-like systems store the time as the numb...

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If you ever meet a colour-blind robot, it will be useful to have the hex code the same colour of your shirt written on it :)The writing #000000 is ...

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1+1=10
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Why don't we use the binary system in elementary school? Learning just two numbers would make a lot of things easier and it would also be easier to...

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shakespeare
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To be or not to be, that is the question.2b, or not 2b, that is the question./(bb|[^b]{2})/ We knew it: coders are poets. If only Shakespeare had b...

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Open Minds. Open Sources. Open Future.
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Linux - The choice of the GNU generation

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Turning it off and on again
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What's the most popular answer to calls at the IT support hotline? Of course the sentence: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?&q...

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Specialist for Layer 8 Problems
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Imagine that you’ve just created a model that allows different technical systems to communicate with each other and that features different layers ...

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Programmer
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What's the trick behind all the software and where does it come from? That's what we asked ourselves and then we went on a investigation....

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Fork Bomb
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All users of a unix-like operating systems (Linux, Mac, BSD, etc) should know what a fork bomb is. A fork bomb is a program which creates so many c...

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How many people can read hex
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Are HEX-Numbers part of your everyday life? Then you should understand the subtle message of this t.shirt without problems. In any other case, just...

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so much to code...
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For the code monkeys among you ;-)

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RTFM
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An answer to every single newbee question... Now you do not even have to make the effort to open your mouth!For those who do not know (and are afra...

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Coincidence
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pi * thumb = 42-thumb = 42/pi-thumb = ~13.3742 is the answer to everything, as we know – life, the universe and everything. And, as we know, 1337 ...

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true or false?
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Who tells us what is right and what is wrong? Or is right not right and wrong right? A matter of opinion?

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there are only 10 types of people
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If you don't get this one, you belong to the rest... ;-) If there's a slight smile on your face though, you should probably think about h...

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It compiles, let's sell it!
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At times, one can get the impression that in many software companies, one department does not know what the other is doing and vice versa. For exam...

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Social Engineering Specialist
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It is surprisingly easy to hack into other computer systems, often a simple phone call does the trick: "Hello, I am your system administrator. I ne...

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reverse engineer
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It's not enough for talented coders to write their own code, they try to analyze other programs and hardware too! For example, they'll wr...

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You are dumb
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"You are dumb" in binary ASCII-code.The right answer to all DAU questions (including the one on what's written on your T-shirt): You are dumb! ;-)

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Binary Tree
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Something you may not know is that computer scientists have to deal with all sorts of trees. Quite often, the most common being the so-called binar...

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99 Little Bugs
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If there is any profession entirely deserving of their own drinking song, it’s programmers.The so-called “Programmer’s Drinking Song”, a modificati...

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Permission Denied. Stay at home.
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At least in theory, we nerds should not have problems with curfews, right? After all, we usually spend the majority of our time at home in front of...

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You shall not parse!
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Who knew that two small words could make a seasoned programmer sweat and shiver in fear? Simply utter "syntax error" to reduce anyone who works in ...

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Glider Symbol
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Linus has its penguin, BSD has its demon, Perl has its camel and the hacker community uses this symbol, called Glider. It's still pretty new, ...

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if you can read this
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Sorry to all 1337 h4x0r, but this had to be said :) If you don't understand what it says on the shirt, consider yourself lucky. Nevertheless, here ...

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Latex
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You haven't started OpenOffice for months because you write your own letters in latex? Then you shouldn't hesitate and get yourself this T-shirt!

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BOFH
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With this shirt, the world of computer users will tremble at the mere thought of you! Clickhere for more information.

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Hacken Open Air Girlie Shirt
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This year's line-up of the Hacken Open Air is probably the best one ever: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will set the Black Hat Stage ...

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Network Security
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So, your computer centre urgently needs better security? Are you perfectly qualified for the job? Then don't hesitate: Become a member of the ...

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I am root
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Isn't it a good feeling to have power over many computers and users? Of course, backups don't help against a real admin, but users only realize tha...

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May the source be with you
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On the one hand, this might be understood as a parody on Star Wars, but it is also so much more: an ideal of the open source movement. If you cann...

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PEBKAC
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True story."Look, Mum, with the new router you don't need cables anymore! Now you can use WLAN in the whole house"."So can I wr...

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Run IE
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Who remembers the good old times when you had to choose between Internet and talking on the phone? The Dial-up connection needed the modem and ever...

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export EDITOR
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The command export EDITOR="" is used to set the default editor. The short; rm, means nothing more than to "remove"..So, if anot...

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reset peer guy
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At some point, there has to be an end to the stupid "Connection reset by peer"

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1 + 1 = 10
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Given that the binary system is widely used in IT (and thus in most parts of our lives), surprisingly few people actually understand the combinatio...

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The perfect shirts for computer scientists

Sometimes a lot is needed to make the everyday life of a computer scientist relaxed and pleasant. Especially when the people you have to help with all kinds of problems don't understand how their computers work. Sometimes it takes more than just a few fancy computer science gadgets. Sometimes you also need the right computer science wardrobe to be able to deal with the sometimes very stupid questions you get. If you're wondering how shirts can help you with this, we can confirm that funny sayings make everyday life a lot easier. After all, who doesn't like it when colleagues nod approvingly at you at the coffee machine because the computer science saying on the textile of your choice is just great.

Whether for admins or programmers, here you will find the right T-shirt

Anyone who is now wondering "What could be so funny and unique on computer science t-shirts, there aren't that many sayings" may have thought that in the past. But don't worry, with our shirts no one has to settle for a run-of-the-mill computer science saying. Regardless of whether you are an IT administrator or a programmer by conviction, with us you will find the perfect t-shirts, hoodies and the like that will really speak to your soul. Whether it is to present your devotion to the Bastard Operator from Hell to the world, to show a few people how to read binary correctly or simply to let others share in the everyday suffering of being a programmer, we will dress you appropriately for every situation.

The perfect gift for computer science fans and pragmatists

It has been well established that computer science shirts make the everyday life of every IT person easier. After all, who doesn't like it when a piece of clothing can take the hassle out of explaining things? A T-shirt like this sounds perfect for pragmatic computer scientists, a perfect gift for pragmatists. After all, pragmatists want to be given appropriate gifts, especially if they are also computer scientists. So if you are looking for a gift idea that will kill two birds with one stone, you have come to the right place. Because with our shirts, no computer scientist or pragmatist will complain if they receive one of these as a gift.