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Four pizza-gobbling, weapon-wielding turtles taught the art of Ninjitsu by a rat mutant in the sewers of New York? What sounds like a joke actually...

One of the main reasons why Skyrim is still so incredibly popular even after so many years is the sheer size of the game world. Skyrim invites you ...

At some point in your adult life, you will probably (like all of us) have come to the sad realisation that you will never get to Hogwarts. Neverthe...

The sand in his gourd is to Gaara what coffee or tea is to us in the early morning. It allows him to perform powerful attacks while we are able to ...

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Anyone who says that life writes the most beautiful stories has probably never heard of Hayao Miyazaki. He wrote the screenplay for My Neighbour To...

The bicycle is locked, but the USB stick with our most important and confidential data we simply carry around openly? Not so smart. Of course, a U...

Got a refreshing bottle of beer or cola after a long day of playing Doom, but no idea how to open it? Well, guess you’ll have to rip and tear until...

The Lord of Light, the Red God, The Heart of Fire, the God of Flame and Shadows… just a few names given to the deity R'hllor in Game of Thrones and...

"You took my planet, but I'll take yours too.You'll fire your laser, but I'll cut you through."Almost every citizen of the Empire of Mankind will k...

Of course you can love the Godzilla franchise simply because they are cool horror films. But true fans know that there is a lot more behind the mon...

If you ask yourself why Pokémon is so popular as a game, you'll probably come up with an ancient human instinct pretty quickly: hunting and gatheri...

In most role-playing games, we are tasked with slaying dragons and plundering their massive hoards of riches. But if we take a moment to reflect on...

If you have finally managed to get hold of a letter of acceptance to Hogwarts, you will first get a shopping list as long as your arm. Of course, y...

Who hasn't experienced it: as soon as one of the technology neanderthals gets wind that you have anything remotely to do with computers, you are be...

How do you ruin a gamer's day? You tell him that the save game is broken, the princess is in another castle and the cake is a lie. With this sticke...

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Doom. The first-person shooter game that became so widely popular in the 1990s that other FPS games were called Doom clones. What made the 1993 sho...

Except for the whiskers, we can confidently say the headband is Naruto Uzumaki’s best-known trademark. His team wears these headbands as a sign of ...

In the distant future, when evil manifests itself as a moon-sized entity, the colour green is all the rage and the last of the five elements walks ...

Wearing the Geek Pin Simulation reveals a lot about you to the people around you. For one thing, you show everyone that you’re a big fan of a well-...

In a giant open-world roleplaying video game, it’s easy to get lost among hordes of enemies, quests and other distractions. And when dragons start ...

This crossover image shows a popular vampire hunting a high-school girl, two brothers who are regularly haunted by the supernatural, a grim and hea...

If someone makes a fool of you, simply challenge them to a duel! Works with annoying neighbors, bosses and even your in-laws! If it's good enough f...

At some point in our lives, all of us nerds have had to explain to other people what exactly a nerd is. And when some know-it-all then asks us to s...

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Some things are simply too complex to ignore. Like the fact that you can't (normally) take a root from a -1. Oh, but they had such a beautiful futu...

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Maths-shirt with german imprint saying "The genius rules the chaos".

The only question is whether all future children will become NBA superstars, generals or druids when they grow up...

"You are dumb" in binary ASCII-code.The right answer to all DAU questions (including the one on what's written on your T-shirt): You are dumb! ;-)