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One nice aspect of mastering a language that not everyone understands is the possibility of being able to make a lot of inside jokes. This is espec...

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./configure make make install

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There are two kinds of people: Linux user and... those other guys (people who might not understand this shirt). You will recognize them by their ab...

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Adminosaurus

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This shirt based on the jurassic park logo is a tribute to all the brave admins combating outdated systems, inexplicable server failures and of cou...

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Bad Gateway

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When a German-speaking person reads these two words, a relaxed feeling automatically sets in. One thinks of good air, healing springs, and absolute...

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Before you bother me

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The T-shirt ´before you bother me` picks up on an all too familiar situation in everyday office life, when technical problems occur and colleagues ...

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Binary Tree

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Something you may not know is that computer scientists have to deal with all sorts of trees. Quite often, the most common being the so-called binar...

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BOFH

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With this shirt, the world of computer users will tremble at the mere thought of you! Clickhere for more information.

Debugging

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Nobody likes to fix the mistakes another person has made due to incompetence, laziness or simply by accident. But when you yourself are that person...

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Definition: Engineer

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Some call it arrogance, engineers call it expertise. Where others see problems, they see solutions—in ways that normal people couldn't even begin t...

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Defragged Zebra

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Ahh, nothing beats a well-organized home, right? Everything exactly where it belongs, all the books organized by the astronomical sign of the autho...

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Deploy on Friday?

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There are a few unwritten rules everybody in IT should always follow. And trust us, if you decide to ignore these rules, you definitely won't want ...

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Ein Sysadmin schläft nicht

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Ein Sysadmin schläft nicht

Encryption

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In a world full of tracking, data leaks, and transparent citizens, one simple truth applies:Encryption is not a crime—it is self-defense.Just becau...

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Evil Admin

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He decides what you can and cannot do. Seemingly omnipotent, he simply locks your user account or deletes all your data. Whatever you do - he sees ...

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Floppy Disks

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The good ol'’ floppy disk!How we loved you when you were our go-to portable, long-term memory solution. We shared so many happy years…!Not tha...

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Four Horsemen

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Death, War, Pestilence and Hunger - one does not need to be familiar with the works of Albrecht Dürer to recognize this unholy quartet: The Four Ho...

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git Jokes

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"Too many cooks spoil the broth!" - a principle that not only applies in the kitchen but also the world of IT. When it comes to identifying former ...

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Help me, Stack Overflow

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At times, we reach the point where our brain just refuses to function properly and even the simplest tasks are impossible to complete. Most program...

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I am root

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Isn't it a good feeling to have power over hardware users? Of course, backups don't help against a real admin, but users won't reali...

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I will not fix your computer

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There are too many newbies around. If you do not want to answer dumb questions or deinstall AOL for the 10th time, then you may want to buy this t-...

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Ich bin Admin

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In the eyes of many people, administrators are a kind of matrix gods. They sit in front of computers, typing furiously in completely unspectacular-...

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I root - you nothing

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With this shirt, you wipe away the last doubts:Your server - your kingdom

Incel vs. Excel

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Most of us have had more or less good experiences with the Excel program. It may sometimes be annoying, but it definitely has its good sides. This ...

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Installing social skills

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We can all agree that it can be pretty hard keeping up with all the latest social customs. One minute you shake a person's hand when you meet them,...

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It Works On My Machine

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Anyone who's ever developed a program knows that just because it works on one person's computer, doesn't means it works on another! Given the almos...

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Kein Backup - Kein Mitleid

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Anyone who has ever worked in IT support will be familiar with the following situation: "Can you help me? My computer has crashed and I can't acces...

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Linux Tux

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Penguins are cool, pretty goofy and probably the only birds in the world who forgot to be birds. No other animal looks funnier waddling in the snow...

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Make ASCII great again

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Let's keep our computers clean and ban Unicode! Abominations like Unicode are destroying our good nerd-values and when you get right down to it, AS...

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Network Security

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So, your computer centre urgently needs better security? Are you perfectly qualified for the job? Then don't hesitate: Become a member of the ...

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PEBKAC

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True story."Look, Mum, with the new router you don't need cables anymore! Now you can use WLAN in the whole house"."So can I wr...

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Permission Denied. Stay at home.

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At least in theory, we nerds should not have problems with curfews, right? After all, we usually spend the majority of our time at home in front of...

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Plant.zip.zip

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Did you know that you can make a lot of money with compression? And we’re not talking about the inventors of WinRAR (who are most likely still wait...

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Reboot

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Be it software, hardware or the analog world outside the computer - sometimes, when things have gotten too messy and are running hot, all it takes ...

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reset peer guy

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There has to be an end to this dumb "Connection reset by peer".

RUN CMD

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If one were to believe the genre legends Run DMC, hip-hop really does have one thing in common with informatics: [i]It's tricky![/i] While the trio...

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select * from users (v2)

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Without words.