Description Pocket Monkey
Everyone should have a three-headed monkey; they are simply useful. Unfortunately, most people consistently ignore even the most emphatic hints about their rare appearances. And so, very few pirates have actually seen a three-headed monkey with their own eyes. To ensure this pixelated species finally gets the attention it deserves, we have tamed a few particularly small specimens. Surprisingly, they feel especially comfortable in (printed-on) shirt pockets. Otherwise, they only need a banana, of course a pixelated one, to be happy, which we provide as well. It also serves as a scale, banana for scale. ;)
Just as spotting a three-headed monkey on Monkey Island is almost the perfect distraction, you can also avoid confrontations in this shirt by simply pointing to the little companion in your pocket. Of course, loudly and excitedly!
